John McCain has kind of a force field around him that prevents anyone from really going after his character. Because he’s a war hero, it means we can’t really tear into him on other fronts, fronts which really need torn into.
Chiefly among those is his brain. Because of the expected after-effects of being in a Vietnam POW camp for a few years, there’s this stigma that you can’t say John McCain is “crazy”, “senile”, “out of his mind”, or “not firing on all cylinders” despite that it may be a perfectly reasonable description of the situation.
A curious and surprisingly resourceful blogger was reading about McCain on Wikipedia and ran across a hell of a tidbit: In his graduating class at Annapolis, of 899 students, John McCain was fifth from the bottom. 894th. In the bottom 0.6% of his class.
Ruminate on that a moment. Think about your own graduating class for any of you college grads. Think over, honestly, how much you slacked. Think about how hard you tried to avoid doing as much work as possible. Now, did you graduate fifth from the bottom? Probably not.
Bush was a middle of the pack student, a C student. That’s where the slackers go and the semi-motivated smart guys. Bush isn’t the best and brightest, but a careful observer will note that he’s not a complete dunce for all his “aw shucks” shtick. After all, Gore’s GPA was hardly any different.
No, a smart person with a bit of a lazy streak does not end up 5th from the bottom. That’s where the complete flunkies land who can’t grasp Chapter 1 but beg the professor not to let them fail. That’s the rank of the mildly intelligent guys who simply never, ever go to class and sit down for the final not knowing what the course title is.
Which is John McCain? Depends on who you ask. He’s admitted not to be big on the economy. He’s made serious high-level misstatements such as claiming Iran was training Al Qaeda. And recently he completely whiffed on his own voting record. At the same time, he was the 110th Congress’s most absent senator.
We’re quick to call his flubbed assertions “senior moments”, but as that clever blogger said, they may not be senior moments at all. He may be that dumb.
We’re also quick to call a McCain presidency a continuation of Bush, but it might be even worse than that. He’s an amplification, arriving at the level of our caricature of Bush as the intellectually incurious buffoon stumbling his way through yet another speech he doesn’t understand.
Read the Razor, folks. Learn it, live it, apply it here.