Sarah Palin would play a “major role” in his administration. Let that sink in. Not for too long, though, you might turn to alcohol. Also:
“I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that he should have been.”
Sarah Palin actually uttered this. Without noticing the ballcrushing irony.