In light of Mittens’ little exchange with a gay vet, I’m reminded of the oft-repeated line that gays have the same rights as everyone else; meaning they’re perfectly free to marry someone of the opposite sex.
New idea: criminalize interracial dating. Now everyone is equally free to marry within their own race, so no one should complain, right? You can’t even hide behind “born that way”, since clearly there’s no genes that determine what races you’ll be attracted to. And that’s got just as much support in holy books and ancient tradition.