"Sources" say Palin biography will lead to divorce and political death

So sayeth this British tabloid.

In The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, the 47-year-old is accused of having a night of passion with a basketball star, snorting cocaine and having an affair with her husband’s business partner – all allegations which are thought to have shattered Palin’s White House dream.

Yikes! Before you get excited, remember the Palins were fighting divorce rumors last year, as well as in 2009.

Still, this has “Swiftboat” written all over it. Unless the allegations are true, but it’s a little early to know.

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2 responses to “"Sources" say Palin biography will lead to divorce and political death

  1. I hate to give the Wasilla wench any credit for anything, but I think that even before this book hit the stands she had to have realized that there was no way she could pull off another run for a high-profile political office. She doesn’t have the drive or the smarts, and I think even she knows it. Then again, we have Newt, Rick, and Michellllllllllle, so who knows? She’s really no more stupid or offensive than any of them.

    • @Mrs. Bitch I think there’s kind of a “donut hole” in this case. Palin’s smart enough to realize she’s too dumb to run for president. Bachmann’s so dumb she doesn’t know that she’s too dumb to run for president.

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