Obama “death list” email flying around.

I am a sad, sad panda right now, kids. I had really hoped that the stupid-ass smears we saw in 1996 about Clinton murdering a few dozen people had faded away and we could collectively grow up, but I was wrong. I’d even been naive enough to think the swiftboat-style politics from 2004 would be done.

As the site’s title says, Sadly no!

This isn’t one of those snarky jokes we’re so often accused of making. It’s real, and it’s likely coming soon to an inbox near you (replete with nine-hundred AOL and Hotmail addresses in the ‘cc’ column).

You’ve heard of the Clinton Body Count, and now it’s time for…

The Obama Death List

The following is a partial list of deaths of persons connected to Barack HUSSEIN Obama during his time inside the United States. Read the list and judge for yourself…

SARAH BERKLEY – Author of “The Jihad at the Ballot Box” – a book examining Obama’s relationship with radical Islam. Died in a mysterious car crash in 2003.

RUSSELL MCDOUGAL – Former FBI operative, January 23rd, 2007. McDougal was known to hold sensitive information about meetings Barack Obama had with arms smugglers. His wife was murdered March 2006 after he went public with his initial reports. His father died July 8, 2006 four hours after McDougal presented his findings on the Savage Nation. Suffered administrative retaliation after reporting discussions by jihadist groups concerning Obama to his superiors.

The funny thing is, the most venemous attack that ever got shot at John McCain was, yup, from his own side. The worst the liberals can be accused of is saying McCain is old or that his POW status has been overrated as a qualification to be president. It was Republicans who said things like “John McCain has an illegitimate black child” or “John McCain is gay” (yep, both from the 2000 primaries, orchestrated by his now-campaign-advisor, Karl Rove).

Actually, no wait. The REALLY funny thing is that there is no record of any of these people, OR the book Sarah Berkley supposedly wrote. Google “Jihad at the Ballot Box”. What do you notice? Ah yes, a complete lack of information on this “book” outside of sites talking about the damn list. The rest of them produce similar results.

Oh, except Reverend David Manning. As it turns out, he’s real, but not dead.

A New York pastor who gained fame with his scathing criticism of Barack Obama has not slowed down a bit. This morning…Reverend David Manning talked with Hallerin Hill …and the Harlem minister had a brand new barrage. Manning claims to have proof that Obama had a homosexual relationship with Reverend Jeremiah Wright, although Manning would not reveal that proof.

The only upside to this litany of complete idiocy is that we can all rest assured that John “it’s a google” McCain isn’t going to figure out how to open his email any time soon.