Hanlon’s Razor

Let’s imagine an alternate reality, shall we?

July 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

One of the most aggravating pieces of American political discourse is a complete lack of understanding for what we look like to the rest of the world.

Yes, it’s fashionable to think that the planet is divided into “United States” and “Not United States” and we can just do whatever we please, but sadly that just ain’t how it is. The world is becoming increasingly interconnected and we have to look at things from a more global perspective. The USA isn’t isolated, what happens here is seen the world over much as how statements by Kim Jong-Il make it into American media.

So I’d like everyone to join me on a little adventure. An adventure to an alternate dimension where the United States isn’t the biggest country in the world. One where all of the actions in the political scene of, say, Pakistan make it all the way onto our shores.

Imagine, then, turning on the television and seeing a candidate running for office there joking about bombing the United States. If their debates were all centered around whether or not they want to strike our military bases. If their allies should do the same and what would happen if the United States were to retaliate.

Imagine knowing that their leaders would never negotiate with our President because he refused to concede to some demand that Pakistan had made. We, as citizens, would then be stuck watching as they spout inflammatory and warmongering desires in the Pakistani media while we can only sit by and hope that either our President recants (knowing he won’t) or the Pakistani government changes their mind (knowing THEY won’t).

Imagine looking at the borders on both sides, where they’d already invaded. Surrounded by Pakistani troops, knowing damn well that they aren’t joking about striking us next.

I’m not talking about this from a policy standpoint, from the perspective of the leaders, but from the people themselves. I can take the same idea and apply it to watching them say the things about, say, England or another ally of ours. The point here is that the citizens of the US (mostly on the right) think that constantly bleating about invading other nations is perfectly acceptable because, hey, it’s us.

We all know damn well what would happen if someone else started doing it. Ahmadinejad doesn’t actually have to even say he wants to attack Israel, he just has to say something that obliquely sounds like it when interpreted in the right way and suddenly Americans are screaming “attack!” at the tops of their lungs.

No one else gets away with platitudes like that, it’s unbelievable that those who shout them here think there’s no problem with it when it comes from us. Frankly it’s amazing that there hasn’t been harsher repudiation of such remarks.

I often think that in the last near-decade, the United States has turned into that hammered guy at a frat party. The one who’s a lineman on the football team and gets drunk then shouts “what, you wanna start??” at anyone who looks at him. Everyone just watches because even though collectively he’d be easy to overpower, no one wants to be the one to approach him for fear of turning his ire toward them. Remember that guy? That’s us.

Categories: war

More stupidity from the right-wing media

July 20, 2008 · 4 Comments

The National Review Online is putting up this image with the following quote: I’m pretty sure this is photoshopped, but either way it says volumes about Obama’s vapid sloganeering. The image?

Let me explain something. If you’re looking at that picture and can’t figure out that it’s a photoshop, you’ve got to be completely brain-dead.

They’re right about it saying volumes, though. It says volumes about what kind of a publication the National Review is.

Categories: conservatives · media

Maliki throws his hat into the American ring

July 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Maybe I’m a little too cynical, but it almost seems like ol’ al Maliki is getting stronger, more vocal, and more principled as the Bush administration rides into the sunset simply because it’s Bush on his way out. And now he’s, at least implicitly, throwing his chips in concerning the election. His man? Well, I’ll let Maliki speak for himself.

“U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama talks about 16 months. That, we think, would be the right timeframe for a withdrawal, with the possibility of slight changes.”

“Whoever is thinking about the shorter term is closer to reality. Artificially extending the stay of U.S. troops would cause problems.”

This is nothing short of monumental. The Iraqi Prime Minister is endorsing Obama’s plan. There’s no way to react to this that doesn’t involve figuring the debate is pretty much over. When the leader of the nation we’re supposed to be helping endorses a plan of one of the candidates, that’s the end of it.

Unless, of course, you’re John McCain. Then you can just have a surrogate say it doesn’t matter what the Prime Minister says.

“His domestic politics require him to be for us getting out,” he said on the condition of anonymity. “The military says ‘conditions based’ and Maliki said ‘conditions based’ yesterday in the joint statement with Bush. Regardless, voters care about [the] military, not about Iraqi leaders.”

Y’know, I really want to know what in the world McCain thinks ARE conditions to get us out. He’s never said. The Iraqi leaders think short-term is good, lack of casualties doesn’t mean we can leave either.

Bush had a bit of a knack for wrapping up artificially extending the length and goal of the war while still making it at least appear to be all part of a grand scheme of kind. McCain appears not to have Bush’s deft touch, simply responding to whatever is happening with an “I don’t care” and saying we can’t leave yet.

Categories: Obama · iraq · mccain