My buddy N strikes again. You may remember his last little romp wherein he found the video game simulator that convinces kids the army is safe and fun like playing Halo.
Well, this time around, we have some more knee-slappingly hilarious right-wing propaganda for you. Somehow N got on a mailing list for a Republican survey group entitled “Ask America”. At first he opened it up, saw it was a 10 page survey packet and just tore it in half and dumped it. Something told him to look again, and boy howdy is this the stuff of legends.

After a few pages of your standard “hey the Republican party needs some help because those crazy Democrats aren’t doing what America wants,” we get into the real meat of it: the survey. What follows is a good 5 pages of the most loaded questions I have ever seen in a poll from an organization that wasn’t based out of someone’s cellar.




